Point: Halle Berry Is OK At Best
I don’t know if its because I’m possibly gay or because I’m definitely incredibly racist but Halle Berry does absolutely nothing for me. That’s why it shocks me to hear people talking about her...
View ArticleCounterpoint: Halle Berry Still a Hot Dream
People who say Halle Berry is just OK are both blind, and probably racist too. Not that there’s anything wrong with being blind. Halle Berry is 46-damn years old and I’d dare you to name another woman...
View ArticleHalle Berry Boobs Never Age
Halle Berry doesn’t have real tits, but she has spectacular tits, which is more important than real. What truly is real in this world? Organic food? It’s grown with shit, literally. Reality TV is...
View ArticleHalle Berry Pregnant Because Why the Fuck Not
I’m not sure Halle Berry realizes that while a number of her parts are fresh from the factory this decade, her babymaker is still a natural 46. But somehow, she and her pretty Euro boy actor and model...
View ArticleHalle Berry Ships Her Daughter Overseas
It’s kind of a sad day, but you knew it had to come. Halle Berry took her daughter Nahla to FedEx to get her passport picture. With the new baby on the way by the next temperamental male model, it’s...
View ArticleHalle Berry Is Very Pregnant
Halle Berry is very pregnant by way of whomever the current Euro-model she’s now dating. I have a sneaking suspicion that she likes everybody knowing she’s pregnant. And not just because Halle’s...
View ArticleHalle Berry Looks Good After Yet Another Euro Model Baby
I can’t remember which swarthy looking European man is the dad of Halle Berry’s latest kid, but as always Halle looks ready to make more after just having this one. Getting Halle pregnant isn’t the...
View ArticleCrazy Suing Crazy To Sell a TV Show
A homeless woman named Jo Anne Vandegriff came up with an interesting way to get a pitch meeting : suing Amanda Bynes. The wannabe TV producer wasn’t having any luck getting a meeting at Disney to...
View ArticleHalle Berry Has to Support Her Baby Daddy
The day women started getting into the ‘I’ll bang hot young models because I can’ game is the day they opened themselves up for all the shit that comes after. Like Halle Berry being ordered to pay...
View ArticleHalle Berry Seems a Bit Snatchy
I might be juvenile, but I got excited when Halle Berry almost showed off where babies of fifty year olds come from. I bet she’s had that vagina surgery that gives her twat the size, grip, and poor...
View ArticleGabriel Aubry Unemployable
Halle Berry’s ex husband is an idle hand living off her financial support. After Berry’s new hot fuck buddy Olivier Martinez beat the shit out of him, Aubry claims he was unable to get modeling work...
View ArticleHalle Berry’s Daughter Getting Whitewashed
Halle Berry accused her loser ex husband of trying to turn their daughter white in court. Ex model and and black market ivory trafficker Gabriel Aubry has been straightening the girl’s hair and died...
View ArticleHalle Berry Hair Fight
Halle Berry and her intermittently employed model ex husband Gabriel Aubry have been feuding in court about their daughter’s hair because they are both fucked up and deranged narcissists. Berry had...
View ArticleHalle Berry Tits Signal Single
Halle Berry has at least one more super good looking abusive future boyfriend or husband in her. She might keep making babies until she’s sixty-five if the science of super expensive unnecessary...
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